Hark the glad sound?

Wonder what sound it would make?

Casual Clothes ok?

Are no clothes ok?

Rich Pagan (a classic)

I really wanted to get a pic of a local funny church sign that is a classic but they have recently changed their sign so that the Pastor's name is gone.
Too bad too because his name is Rich Pagan!
How funny is that? You can read more about him at his church website:
http://aboitechurch.org/about/staff/

Frankie & Holy Rollers

Hurry and post your pics before contest ends at midnight tonight!
After this you will no longer receive emails from the blog, but do please continue to post your pics and also comment.
I will be sending one more email to let you know when you can vote for a winner.
In the meantime, enjoy this pic and thought of the pope stopping by to hear Frankie and the Holy Rollers perform this evening while he wonders where all the power and dignity has gone.
She Has Fallen!

This theocratic wisdom could almost inspire one to the point of saying "ehhhhhhhh" - Jordan

Hi my name is(what) my name is (who)......

Not sure what the first part means, but the second line made me chuckle :)

church signs that make you go hmmm

Yep, their pastor is a woman named Barb.
...hmmmmm.








hmmmm.....
this one is just confusing!
it took me forever to figure it out while looking at the picture, so can you imagine trying to understand it while driving by?
oh well, it's not really worth reading anyway cause the 'poetry' is way lame in my opinion!

More like....

....forecasting lack of Bible knowledge.
How punny of them.

Definition of oxymoron

Glad to know

That Jesus is welcome to his own party... Heh heh heh

Why can't anyone get the "N" right...

No I won't...because you can't put the "N" up correctly!!!

starter church signs

I have temporarily set the blog to email out every post for the duration of the church sign contest. keep your eyes peeled and get your pics posted soon!

I have seen a few that were worth a chuckle but this one is my favorite so far!
"HANGING OF THE GREENS"?!?!? Bet they don't have anyone with the last name Green show up for this service!

Some others below

manger madness

this nativity scene is on main street Busco and we always get a kick out of it each year. you'll wanna zoom in to see all the wonderful details which include:

• 3 giant wise men who are double the size of joseph and mary
• everyone is tied to trees and stakes with bungie cords
• a rotweiler sitting beside the tiny little cow
• some sort of stone nymph hovering behind baby jesus

wow what a tribute to our King!

It can only be beat by the mother of all nativity scenes we saw in Ecuador!:
click here and here

Return of the ta- tas

Because, honestly, they're much more worthy of saving than the rain forest, or the whales, or the ozone layer.

I <3 plus-size propaganda.

more funny ta-ta's

Now, I hate to stereotype, but this sign at our local Hooters was just too easy. But, I guess being a good speller is not the first requirement for working here. Maybe it was meant to spell "sinning" ?

dog gone funny (not)

• Yes, this is a real dog.
• Yes, this truck is doin 55 mph on the highway.
• No, this dog is not tied or attached to the truck in any way.
• Yes, this dog could fly off if the farmer hit the brakes very hard.
• Yes, this is a good way to lose a dog

But it was pretty cool to see!

Evidently, Fort Wayne is getting a metro...train.

AWESOME

The Cat Whisperer... or so it seemed

After many attempts to gain the affections of a little cat named "Baggy", Mitch finally drew her in. It started out well... she sat there seemingly enjoying the attention, but then Baggy turned the tables on Mitch, zapping him with her laser eyes. Perhaps she should be renamed "The Mitch Whisperer...?"

umm... is this legal now?

These spaghetti strap tank tops can be found right up front at Torrid in the mall. In case you are not familiar with Torrid, let's just say that they specialize in scantily cladding girls with plenty of 'curves'. So, I guess that my man-theory has again been proved correct: they all secretly want you to look?
$10 to the first person who grabs a pic of a real person wearing one of these shirts and posts it here!

HWY 33 is a goldmine

All of these gems were all within a 10 mile stretch of Hwy 33 just north of Busco

what a classy place! (zoom in to see small sign on door too)

I thought maybe this was the result of a prank but it was on both sides of the sign and was still there 8 hours later so... maybe it's the mechanics name?

and this classic is one of the most disturbing pieces of Americana I've ever seen... I'm willing to pay someone to get a massage here just to see what happens! click the pic and use zoom button to see all the details

Balloon!!!

Whilst out in service on September 2, we saw this cool hot air balloon. It was sooo low we could eventually see the people in it while we drove underneath. It was pretty cool!

Self-Explanatory

Certain items can only be found at a county fair.... especially in Tennessee. Let me know if ya want one shipped to ya!

Beyond a reasonable point of casualness

http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=139815794280&h=u8MZD&u=fo5gi&ref=nf

what the...

I found this over at George's supermarket across from Mad Anthony's. I am really unsure of what type of fruit this is, but pretty sure of what it's supposed to do for ya. Hooray for weird green strawberry viagra!

Ants Love Cheetos... who knew!

Within moments of this Cheeto morsel hitting the patio, ants came from everywhere to carry it away. They literally carried it away... and amazingly quickly. I was so impressed I actually got a little bit of video to show their speed. Kinda reminds me of me when stumbling upon a good bottle of wine.. "mine... mine... mine... mine"

BTW... there's now a word for the orange stuff you get all over your fingers when you eat cheetos... its called "cheetle". Can you imagine being covered with the stuff as these ants must have been?

Hawk! (not tony)

Yesterday morning while having breakfast, we noticed a visitor looking for his/her breakfast! There are normally lots of very small birds that hang out around these bushes... likely the reason for this amazing visit. When he flew away, his wing span was about 3 1/2 - 4 feet!

Police report unusually high numbers of traffic accidents on Illinois Rd....

....probably because of this distraction.

Because nothing entices me to purchase rental space more than a giant gorilla.

My friend Josh Nichols took this photo while we were working seldom worked territory in a small town - TN. Notice the sticker on the window behind the large fellow...I don't know for sure, but I don't think he's enjoying the field trip!

No pic, but...

I saw something interesting at Meijer yesterday that I have never noticed before. They sell dry ice in a cooler next to the regular ice! Did you know that? And the manufacturer/distributor/whatever you call it IS...drum roll please... Pain, Inc. Really?

I was going to take a pic of the cooler but there was an employee standing over it wiping it down. Maybe on my next trip there, I will be able to take one!

The highly coveted "sherman street rooster"

"Here they come to snuff the rooster...ahhh...yeah"

I thought I would just get that out of the way for you AIC fans. Many have remarked that they would like to have a five foot tall iron rooster on their property. Some have even expressed a desire to steal said rooster. Is the rooster a giant scarecrow? Yet there are no crops. Is the rooster supposed to ward off evil spirits? Who knows. If you'd like to get a close up just drive down Sherman Street south of State Street and on the corner of Sherman and Putnam you will see the rooster in all his rusting glory!

Amish Girl using leaf blower at a Castle?

this one is kinda funny and bizarre and captured a scene you are not likely to see again soon

Big Foot? I don't think so.

So u've heard the legend. Now u can see with ur own eyes. Of course u may want to poke thine eyes out after u c this. Yes, it's the elusive Bicycle Bob here 4 ur viewing pleasure. The hunt will continue 4 a better picture.

T~BIRD

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