Anyone paying attention

I know these stores just want people to carry their card but how dumb do they think we are? (Check the without card price)

Spelling is a lost art

Dog to Owner: "My turn to drive!"

Further proof that not all humans should be allowed to have pets.  Prior to pet ownership, there should be a test that requires a minimum level of intelligence.  This poor dog was oblivious to the danger of hanging more than half way out of a car going 50MPH though.  He was biting at the air, tongue flapping in the wind, sniffing and checking out the cars driving by.  I'm hoping he was marking his territory at this point in this picture.  

Amish Rebels

Um, would this be considered the luxury pickup truck of Amish world?
No cars allowed but seats from cars are just fine? I dunno, but these
two rebels will surely 'burn in hell' for this!

Soilent red white and green is PEOPLE!

Anyone out there looking for non frozen ice cream?

Who does this look like?

Did you know that one of our friends is modeling for stock photos now?

Redneck Rigs His Radiator

Look closely to see that his truck radiator is being held in place with bungie cords and plastic zip ties! 

GIT ER DONE!

For all my friends in gracious and growing Churubusco... YOU ARE NOT ALONE.  Or it could be that one of you visited the TODAY show with your own sign!

Jesus loves bunnies?

Trash "car"?

Armageddon is NEAR!

Clue #1 - I saw this HUGE power tower that was covered in vultures
Clue #2 - This was in Devil's Hollow
ok, maybe not but it was kinda freaky!
It's hard to see the scale of how big these buzzards really are but it was impressive to see 25 in one place!

Baby's first Tattoo?

Ah, young parents... always making great life decisions!

Testing

Beautiful sunrise...first snow of the season

Is this anything???????????

OK... I didn't actually take this pic. This is a test. A test to see if you will laugh at the Dick-Nosed Monkey.

Did ya?

Ya gotta respect a bug that turns it's head to look at you.

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Topless at the Bank!?!

ok so the pic does not convey the back hair, gray chest hair, or beer belly but would you want to stand next to this guy in line at your bank?!?
According to someone who works there, he regularly comes in shirtless even in the dead of winter... Supposedly he has a disorder that requires him to be topless. Yikes.
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Lots of necks in need?

Saw these two big boxes in a customers garage and wondered why a family of 3 would have so many? It made me wanna sneak a peak to see what was REALLY inside!

In suport of my theory:

butterflies love beer.

Would you wanna eat here?

This may sound delicious...but we drove by this establishment and yes, we would smack our mama for takin' us here!
you can see more of this at their website:
http://www.bubbabucksbbq.com/index.html

What'swrong with this picture?

Now we as a society are ENCOURAGING drinking games?

Answer to "ever poop your pants?" Yes, this lady did!

One question...why?

Banana Republic...

...introducing it's new "Naked and Headless" line of women's styling.

Careful what you buy in Ohio

You may think this is about high gas prices, but look closer. I've tried peanut, almond, even pretzel M&M's. But STD.... think I'll pass on those.

Ever poop your pants?

Poopy pants

Have you ever pooped your pants at a nice local breakfast place and then ditched your big ol whitey-tighties in the restroom? Me neither, but this dude obviously had a pretty bad morning!

Spanglish is fun

I know that if I were called upon to create a sign in Spanish it would be equally as wrong as these fine examples but it doesn't change the fact that poor translations are funny:

2PAC LIVES! ...

This sign makes me laugh for multiple reasons: I have a special place in my heart for creative sign rearrangement, especially the effort needed to change this 12ft high sign, plus anytime you can change a sign to read boobs... I approve.

Bad Bat!

'oh look', says me, 'a cute little bat... He wouldn't try to bite me if I picked him up...would he?'

Bad Bat!

Porno for Porki?

Im not really sure who this calendar is supposed to be marketed to... Is this a sexy calendar for pigs or have the bad guys from the 'Deliverance' movie really been neglected in the wall calendar market?
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bad cat

as part of our ongoing insect theme we found this bad boy in the yard. talk about a hefty caterpillar! and he acts tough too by thrashing around and trying to nail you with his faux arse-horn.
as tasty as he looks we decided to forgoe the protein and allow him to continue on his way.
see what he will turn into here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manduca_quinquemaculata

Does this have something to do with square dancing?

Electric Amish?

Now don't get me wrong... I totally applaud this guy, but i can't help but ask a few questions like: how would he charge it? Is there a wheelchair ramp for a horse and buggy? Special parking for horses near the entrance? Sooo many questions!

Mmm... breakfast

This is a Leland Michigan establishment's take on the classic Bloody
Mary. That's a smoked chubb rising defiantly from the pint glass (and
less prominently, a pickle spear, olive, and lemon wedge).

It is my happy privilege to present to you--The Chubby Mary

does this pic bug you?

saw this 6-inch bug near my head while cleaning windows on a tall ladder...

he seemed mellow so I risked a pic of his cute little bug face... AWWWWW!!!

learn his name and more here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobsonfly 

Three Blind Mice

Specimen #1 was found clinging to some jeans in our old washer. We had left the lid open overnight to soak some clothes and this guy fell in and spent the night soaked in cold water. I grabbed him using some leather gloves and snapped this pic before driving him way down the road to release him (I figured he had suffered enough)




Specimen #2 is one for close examination and was found on a customer's porch. How it got there and why only the outer layer of skin is gone (revealing it's tiny innards) is curious indeed. It will be interesting to see if it is still there in August when I go back!


Specimen #3 would leave a CSI team perplexed! This mouse has been squished in this garage door at Menards Illinois Rd for over 5 years!!! In fact it has become rather infamous and customers often bring new friends to gaze upon the macabe tableau. How did it get this way and how has it remained so intact we may never know. Feel free to speculate!

Garden tools at the bowling alley?

Hey, if you thought "hoe" was something other than a garden tool...shame on you...err...I guess shame on me....well I never contribute to this blog because I never see anything funny...so here ya go...

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Look up hoe in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

Hoe may refer to:

• Hoe (tool), a hand tool used in gardening
• Hoe (dish), a Korean dish of raw fish
• Plymouth Hoe
• Hoe, Norfolk, a village in Norfolk, England
• Homing Overlay Experiment, a project in the Strategic Defense Initiative
• Heroes over Europe
• HOe scale is a narrow gauge variant of HO scale in model railroading

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Im not as think as you drunk I am

This specimen of "poor decision making skills" drove BOTH his/her tires until shredded off and obviously destroyed both rims as well. But to their credit they managed to get it parked nice and straight so I would bet it was a guy 'cause some girls can't park a vehicle straight using all four tires while stone-sober! =P